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 Bad Elf - Free on Kindle Unlimited!
Jackie Rumpus is not like most other elves at The Pole. He's a goth-elf. He wears make-up. Hates the cold. Hates making toys. He antagonizes Santa endlessly as he actually believes Santa hates him. Why?
Because every year, the elves get just one Christmas wish, and Santa never comes through for Jackie. His wish...to meet his Christmas-demon idol, Krampus. Most elves doubt Krampus even exists...that he's a made-up story to scare kids into behaving for Christmas. But Jackie is not only sure that Krampus exists, he also believes that Krampus is merely misunderstood. Much like himself. So, Jackie steals the Naughty List and plans to use it as a map to find Krampus on Christmas Eve, not knowing that Jackie is on Krampus's Naughty List. And Krampus doesn't play nice with the Naughty kids! |
"From a sense of not belonging, a perma-swear, and a special bond that develops between two characters that leads one of them into a much "darker side" of Christmas. A cute short story that kids as well as adults will enjoy reading. Where will all this lead? Keep turning the pages!" - Sue M.
"John Rae has crafted a delightful holiday tale to share with your favorite tween. Action, adventure, love, and great character transformation keep the pages turning." - Alan S.
"Thoroughly enjoyed reading this book. Couldn’t put it down. Great read for both children and adults. Amusing, yet lessons to be learned for all." - Lisa S.
"It was a cute and funny story, one that parents should definitely read to their kids age 6 and up! The ending was a total surprise. Lots of twists and turns, good vs bad, magic, friendship and trust. I also happen to love Christmas! It's a good read for anyone!" - Linda C.
"A funny enlightening twist on Christmas that will put you in the spirit of the season. Behind the scenes look of what really goes on at the North Pole, naughty and nice. Highly recommend read for those who need a little humor this time of the year!" - Brett W.
